This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will stop blowing hot air. Bill Maher airblowcontribute Change image and share on social
Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show. Bill Maher classclintonhalftime Change image and share on social
Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.' Bill Maher bigbushcase share on social
I never thought I'd say this: what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush. Bill Maher bushgeorgeobama Change image and share on social
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies. Bill Maher crazyjustifynation Change image and share on social
Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Americans live in an infantile fantasy land where reality is whatever we say it is and every problem can be solved with violence. Bill Maher americanbasebook share on social
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country. Bill Maher congressmancountrydemocratic Change image and share on social
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's overrun with sheep and conformists. Bill Maher conformistcountryfree Change image and share on social
The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is black people. But they won't say it. Bill Maher baggerblackcall Change image and share on social
